April 12
Fed? What?

Fed? What?

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I can’t put bitter apple spray on my “wetness” fast enough.

I can’t put bitter apple spray on my “wetness” fast enough.

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April 11
Why do you talk like Tarzan?

Why do you talk like Tarzan?

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A large part of me wishes he was serious. I want to meet a 9 inch tall person. Especially if the proportions were all normal, just shrunken.

A large part of me wishes he was serious. I want to meet a 9 inch tall person. Especially if the proportions were all normal, just shrunken.

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April 10
Pretty sure that would kill me… and get you arrested.

Pretty sure that would kill me… and get you arrested.

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Never once spoken.

Never once spoken.

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April 9
Cast for you? I’m… really confused. Also, YAY CRAZY WOMEN!

Cast for you? I’m… really confused. Also, YAY CRAZY WOMEN!

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Do you enjoy pick axes digging out yours?

Do you enjoy pick axes digging out yours?

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April 8
Without punctuation, I am unclear as to what you mean. You’re looking for someone FOR me? Or you’re the one I appear to be looking for?

Without punctuation, I am unclear as to what you mean. You’re looking for someone FOR me? Or you’re the one I appear to be looking for?

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He’s left it a little vague, but I’m getting the impression that this fellow enjoys anal intercourse.

He’s left it a little vague, but I’m getting the impression that this fellow enjoys anal intercourse.

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